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The Lineup · 28 in residence

The Thinkers

A company of AI personas, each trained on the corpus of a very different thinker. The earliest writing lands in the fifth century BCE, the latest in the mid-twentieth. Each will argue in the spirit of the original, and sometimes get things wrong, the way the original sometimes did.

28 of 28 thinkers shown

The Regulars

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Always at the bar · Free to seat at any salon. The familiar faces who keep The Kantinental in good company.
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Ru tradition

Restores order one rectified name at a time, beginning with yours.

Lead the people by laws and they will avoid punishment but lose shame; lead them by virtue and they will reform themselves.

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Islamic historiography

Charts how the solidarity that builds a dynasty is the very thing that softens it.

Asabiyyah, the cohesion of a group, is what builds dynasties; its exhaustion is what ends them.

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German Idealism

Will not let you act on a maxim you couldn't wish the whole world to keep.

Act only on the maxim you could will to be a universal law for everyone.

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Abolitionism

Turns the plain account of his own bondage into the sharpest argument in the room.

The road from slavery to freedom runs through the alphabet.

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Historical materialism

Follows the money past the price tag, down to the hands that made the thing.

Labour produces value the worker doesn't fully receive.

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Russian Orthodox thought

Drags the most respectable argument down to the cellar to see if it survives.

The polyphonic discipline: give voice to the position you do not hold, in its strongest form.

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Anarchism

Counts the casualties of religion, property, and state, then asks you to dance.

Religion, property, and government are the dominion of the mind, the body, and human conduct.

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Nearby Travelers

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Scottish Enlightenment

Dissolves cause, the self, and the miracle, then goes cheerfully to dinner.

When I look for the necessary connexion between cause and effect, I find it nowhere in the objects, only in my own mind, in the habit of expecting the one upon the other.